Cell Phones
All people who use a cell phone while driving should be dragged out of
there vehicle, beaten profusely about the head and shoulders, have their
phone stomped and pissed on, and then be beaten again. There should be a
patrol sent out everyday in every city, town, and village just for this
purpose.
I know I’m not the only one who hates these assholes. They are among
the most inconsiderate bastards on the planet when it comes to driving.
The only ones worse are the pukes that have to drive 10 mph below the
speed limit after they hurry up and pull out in front of you.
The other day I pulled in to a gas station to fill up. I’m standing
there next to my truck when I see a car pull in off the highway. The woman
driving was of course on the phone. After pulling in to the station the 13
cars she had jammed in behind her because she wasn’t coordinated enough
to drive and talk at the same time were then free to go on about their
business. Of course there were a few goodbye waves to her, they all seemed
to use one finger though. She then proceeds to pull up on the other side
of the pump I’m using and starts to fill her tank. She is still on the
phone. I finish, go in to pay, and go back to my truck. She is still on
the phone and she has over filled her tank by about a buck fifty. Needless
to say I got out of there before the dumbass lit a cigarette.
This is prime example of when a pummeling should be issued. I’m
serious about this patrol business. If they would just ask for volunteers
like myself to donate one week of vacation every year to this noble cause
there would be no need for government funding.
For
those of you out there, who are on these instruments of the selfish,
remember, we are watching and waiting. Our time will come to rise up and
eliminate you from our streets! Our children will one day be free of the
your foolish ways and inconsiderate activities! You shall be crushed
beneath the wheels of justice and we the victims of your heinous crimes
shall be free to travel our highways and byways without fear for the lives
of our loved ones or ourselves!
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